As you know, Effing The Dog’s website will be transitioning (as smoothly as another famous transition that just took place – me moving a load of laundry from washer to dryer) into a site that compares practically every productivity application on the market to the one touted here, EffTD. Before we delve deep into these “productivitete-a-tete”, you’ll want to edumicate yourself with some of the terms that go hand in hand with the program.
Freechievement: When you take credit for another’s achievements that you had nothing to do with and you are either the sole benefactor or the only benefactor.
Used in a sentence: Look, honey! I just found this hat filled with money laying in front of this sleeping dude. What a freechievement!
Preventualism: The act of forces preventing you from living an eventual lifestyle.
Used in a sentence: I was going to mow the lawn later, but my wife locked me out of the house until it’s done. Talk about preventualism!
Preventualizm: Preparing to live an eventual lifestyle.
Used in a sentence: Honey! I lost my job! But don’t worry – now I’ve got lots of time for preventualizm!
Meditate: To sleep.
Used in a sentence: I’m pooped from preventualizm. I’m going to meditate.
Meditate In: To sleep in.
Used in a sentence: I’m still pooped from all the preventualizm. I’m going to meditate in.
Email Pirate: To horde all of your emails, much like a pirate hordes treasure. (Opposite of Email Ninja )
Used in a sentence: Arr! I’m an Email Pirate! Look at me inbox!
The Great Eventualizer: One who is Mike Vardy.
Used in a sentence: You can’t go wrong when you eventually model your life after The Great Eventualizer. He’d have it no other way.
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